PHOTO: Matt Small
1. Talk: As in, face to face, to the person next to you.
2. Acrobatics: Scare the crap out of some tourist.
3. Practice your aim: Scrape snow off your topsheet onto the skiers below.
4. Snack time: Pocket burrito, pocket bacon, pocket pupusa, pocket beer.
6. Take it off: Throw your underwear on a tree.
7. Makeout: Don't deny it, skiing is sexy.
8. Rollies: Puff-puff-pass.