PHOTO: Matt Small

1. Talk: As in, face to face, to the person next to you.

2. Acrobatics: Scare the crap out of some tourist.

3. Practice your aim: Scrape snow off your topsheet onto the skiers below.

4. Snack time: Pocket burrito, pocket bacon, pocket pupusa, pocket beer.

5. Tell dirty jokes: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

6. Take it off: Throw your underwear on a tree.

7. Makeout: Don't deny it, skiing is sexy.

8. Rollies: Puff-puff-pass.