With last licks on the horizon, it’s that time of year when ironic straight ski edits set to cheesy 80s glam rock start popping out of the woodwork. Right on cue, Ian Borgeson, Daniel McFadden, Alex DeBonville, and the rest of their A-Basin cohort dropped a skinny ski edit this week, and…wait, did he just take his 215s into the terrain park? Don’t they know that sliding metal is going to ruin their edges and that landing backwards is a guaranteed yard sale? Somebody needs to warn these children!

Kidding aside, it’s great to see Borgeson back in the spotlight after a brief hiatus, and now we know what we’ve been missing out on all season. Viva la straight ski.