Dirty Jokes for Chairlifts (NSFW)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

NOTE: This video contains explicit language, a lot of which has been beeped out, but still… NSFW.

On first glance, these two may look innocent enough. But then they tell you a joke about getting a nun pregnant, and suddenly you: a.) start laughing hysterically; b.) never look at them the same way again; and c.) make a note to remember that joke so you can tell all your friends. Who knew chairlifts were such a great venue for dirty jokes? This kind of banter is best left for the privacy of a long, slow double chair.

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