7 Things to Wax Besides Skis

Life advice from The Jaded Local

1. Nethers
2. Car
3. Chest
4. Philosophical
5. Lyrical
6. *The dog, in a beer-fueled attempt at shedding mitigation, reducing absorption of garbage/roadkill smells, and improving overall winter waterproofness
7. Your work shirt, when you grab the wrong from the closet

*No animals were were harmed in the making of this list.