The 2nd Annual Pain McShlonkey returns to Squaw this weekend. And while a responsible journalist would tell you information about the event (go here for all the details), I’m not wearing that hat this weekend. Instead, I’d like to abuse my power as associate editor to call out my fellow competitors. Be afraid you little girls. Be very afraid. The Golden Saucer is mine. —Mike Rogge, Future P.M.S. Winner